We at the MedicalWhiskey corporation are proud to bring you a whole new experience to watching streams. Awesome shit is what we do.

Now take a look to the right. You can keep your left hand on your cocks as you put down the hot pocket in the right to slide your mouse over; we recommend you keep it in the ready position. Maybe start the slow pre-game stroke now. On the sidebar you will find the ‘MW Stream Page.’ We are working on a fucking dynamic as all hell way to allow you to watch and communicate with your favorite (and not so favorite) artists without having to manage multiple tabs or popovers or associated disctractions. This means you might even get to go double handed. Actually. You better learn how, because you’ll have blisters the size of pascal if you attempt to attack single handedly.

Just like you, the page is still beta. We’re putting it out there on the casting couch and allowing you to have your way. If you find it to be less than satisfactory, tell us how to tighten in up. B-b-but it’s not like we’re here just for your pleasure or anything like that or because we want to please you! This Sunday the 16th, we will be having another porn wars revolution, so you should tune in for that, o-o-okay? It’s just to test the functions a-a-and not for y-y-ou or our fans or anything or because we like the validation at all!

Times will be updated on our new twitter account – @medicalwhiskey (which really isn’t new, but we just started slowly integrating it into the site).