it was low pressure diving.
Doom, Rice, and other dudes at dischan just released Dysfunctional Systems
I think it’s a game about thigh highs and tights with hoodies; or something of that sort. Looks promising.
There have been big moments in the history of man. The discovery of fire, the great world wars, Al Gore and the internet, the Higs Boson discovery. And there was Porn Wars V.
Now wipe off that sweat, mop up the expelled juices, and recollect yourself. Because next time we may cure cancer.
Required themes:
Gangrape
Vanilla
Seifuku
Mahou Shoujo
Arched Back
Optional Themes:
Fish
(Doyora)
Look above. I should not have to tell you what this means. Do you remember last time? Well, if you don’t… please put down your bagel bites, wipe off your greasy hand on your cheetos covered penis, and click that link. And then, with your newly greased rod of shame, jerk off a quick one. Let the gravity of the situation set in. Unlike your sexual history, these things have been getting better each time.
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK THESE PEOPLE ARE. but don’t they sound awesome? It’s like they’ve all got face paint, leather pants, and swing 50 pound war axes with their 200 kilogram penis. Yea. They can even combine metrics with imperial. Their potency is internationally undeniable. If it were not for North Korea, they would probably reach through the internet and punch Ghengis Khan in the face. Why? Because NOBODY IS ALLOWED MORE BITCHES.
SATURDAY
MARCH
23RD
2:00PM PST
IN THE MW STREAM PAGE
I WILL STOP TYPING IN CAPS.
If anybody was wondering about the rigorous selection process for new members:
ricegnat
We had originally wanted a fellow horse loving friend for our beloved 123hamster, who was feeling sad with the invetible declining popularity of ponies. Also a small chinese girl for gebyy’s birthday. Unfortunately, finding a horse fucker amidst the socially acclimated proved to be a challenge. And despite searching through most of the trash cans of China’s one child rule, finding suitable sacrifice with a body robust enough was unfruitful. All we had available was a furry drawing chinese dude. Close enough.
NaSO
Yea, I bet you’d love to know more about NaSO, eh? EH?! Not a fucking chance you sick pervert. She’s a good girl. Buried beneath the dead ahegao eyes and heavy mouth breathing pants is a pure maiden. She might be no good for marriage and she might be the one making other girls no good for marriage, but we won’t let you marry her. Not a chance, neckbeard. We saw her first.
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I went to collage, after all.
And here it is. Maybe I’ll make a zip file without them all compressed and artifacted. Or an imgur gallery. Something like that.
They didn’t finish Pie like them fat statisticians
I was bored at work, but still had to do something that actually looked like work:
So I made some charts about the Christmas cards and about drawing weird things (like guys).
The rest of the world has no pucks to give.
For Christmas cards, one of the most common request are peoples’ various OC’s. I never really understood the appeal of having one, I only want to create one so that I have something to bring to the table during a sketch trade. My OC will probably be a moetron-esque Frankenstein of vanilla flavors. Or I could pander towards less represented fetishes. But I’m not that much of a team player. This is a topic for a different excerpt of bullshits.
When it comes to requests, drawing OC’s are a different sort of production. On the surface, I’m still drawing turds of various sizes and descriptions. And in the great world of televised and published turds, there have been a lot to draw. Big ones, small ones, some creviced and curvaceous, and others a smooth soft-serve of inner rectum. The defining features are obvious with those well seen products; place the corn in the right spot, a constriction at 1/3rd length, or a hard chamfered end. It’s different with OC’s. You aren’t drawing a turd held in the client’s adoration, you’re drawing /their/ turd. From raw material consumption, to the private moment of birth, it’s a very intimate process that creates an original character. The creator knows what they wanted, whether or not they were capable of controlling the unconscious processing of source materials, or had the sphynctor dexterity to mold it into shape. That’s what they’re asking me to recreate, not the actual reference image given.
At least that’s what I think. I’m pretty sure many creations are flushed into the tubes after a quick glance to check for blood and tapeworms. Nonetheless, a lot of effort is spent reading into the composition of the amalgam. Did they purposely swallow a handful of watermelon seeds, or was it just really hot that day? Could the slow tapering be on purpose, or was the rate of ejection just too quick? What is this other foreign object? I can’t possibly create that with the tools at my disposal.
Or the fabled super shits. 3 footers littered with a perfect balance of solid and slurry; or cute rabbit shits from obviously untainted virgin anus of considerable strength. I am simply not capable.
But damn it, I’ll try. I’ll eat a low fiber diet of protein and muffins. I’ll drink a bottle of hot sauce with raw chicken. Because a man’s throne must accept all challengers.
You’ve bridged the facial divide.
Won’t be long before I look back on this and cringe. Again. I’ve already wanted to throw this away and burn it a few times, but it sort of became like that retarded dog that pees everywhere and tries to hump porcupines. It’d take too much fuel and wouldn’t taste very good.
I had planned to go back and clean it up some more, add screen tones, maybe some BG’s… shit like that. Well no. This was supposed to be easy and six pages and not have strange fruits and LEGO and boobs with no nipples. I done it. On to the next one. Now I know for sure I can write NTR of people’s waifus/daughterus getting raped and shamed and peed on and forced to eat aluminum foil in sandwiches.
Instead, I made two.
I felt like it would have been two many.
I sometimes wonder about drawing holiday themed cards. I know it’s a Christmas card, so it fits the mood, but how well does it last through the rest of the year? Would it be more suitable, at least in terms of longevity, to draw something less specific to just one season of the year?
But oh well. My sketches are messy and rushed. The cards are free and of very little monetary value. And in a year’s time I’ll do another set. I think the disposability of my efforts is humbling and somewhat comfortable. In the end, it’s just a silly little thing that I do every year.
So even if the card gets lost in the mail, or gets wet in transit, or is found by your conservative parents and thrown out, or ends up in the hands of larger pervert with a greater sperm count; I’ll just be happy I did it. And if you should feel some concern over it, thanks.
especially the ones that hold the underwear
Shinobu was also a popular request this year, with varying amounts of lewd.
It was a little mean
When I went beyond 20 cards in 2009, it became obvious I would have to rethink my plan of attack for larger quantities. Writing them all down on a piece of paper to be stuffed in my back pocket or torn up when I needed something to [sneeze] into wasn’t going to work. shuffling through my dA notes as I finished each one was also not going to work out as I skipped around and doubled back on requests that were giving me trouble. It was too cumbersome and painful to sift through doubles, wondering if I had already done this one or that, and trying to remember which card pertained to whom.
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