Monthly Archives: April 2012

whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend

one will ruin your life,

the other will also ruin your life

i love robots

sorry, the porn will return soon (i hope)

but i feel sorry for those in a relationship with themselves

I’d offer to give a helping hand, but I don’t want to get in a sticky situation.

Sometimes I feel like I just need to update to feel like my day is complete.

Magician Miku is ♥

catholic relationships are pretty cool as well

Even when they have nun, they’re at least kid friendly.

Some people were worried I was getting cleaner.

In the end, take only hetorosexual puns

even if it’s just a tip

(really had to /stretch it/ for this pun)

Any idea what I’m going to talk about? Yep. I’m going to start making idle threats to get these pieces done.

I’ll make the ponies come back.

I heard Mary’s secret~ ♪

spoilers but you weren’t gonna play it anyway

but futa jokes are the worst

always a trap



sorry i was too lazy to mimic your eyes

Come hither, Eve

man i fucking love this game

why didn’t you play it yet