Featuring Kanye East.

Medical Whiskey’s Japanese headquarters:

So the current headcount:
pan!ies: A-OK! No fucking problem!
Rift: Had trouble answering questions at customs; made it out OK but now has wrist problems
Nano: Did not buy any porn at all; dedicated life to celibacy for safe passage
Pas: In trouble with customs, details not clear; required court appearance is known

So yea, we may have lost Pas. I have organized a hostile takeover in his absence. This won’t be so funny if he actually gets a massive fine or some sort of conviction.

As first act of benevolent dictatorship, I’m restarting theme weeks. Suggestions? We may ignore them all and choose our own.