They’re already a punny subject.
… Just remember they’re still human, with delicious parts, but they too are just out for a good time and completely capable of being just as creepy:
I should have spent more time stocking up
Unfortunately, the level of attractiveness of the cosplayers at comiket was lower than expected. While there were quite a few quality costumes, the cosplayers themselves may have left something to be desired.
But don’t worry, I got the best parts.
A lot of you dumb weabs probably think it’s all grand and dandy in nipponland. Thinking there’s some paradise called comiket, where your waifu awaits and she smiles without judgement or condescension. Things will fall into place when you get there. You’ll be happy without effort.
Well. Getting there. It will take every bit of man you have. So drop your cocks and grab your socks, because I’m going to make you the force of a great typhoon.
Featuring Kanye East.
So the current headcount:
pan!ies: A-OK! No fucking problem!
Rift: Had trouble answering questions at customs; made it out OK but now has wrist problems
Nano: Did not buy any porn at all; dedicated life to celibacy for safe passage
Pas: In trouble with customs, details not clear; required court appearance is known
So yea, we may have lost Pas. I have organized a hostile takeover in his absence. This won’t be so funny if he actually gets a massive fine or some sort of conviction.
As first act of benevolent dictatorship, I’m restarting theme weeks. Suggestions? We may ignore them all and choose our own.