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kwahanisokalda cards 2018/2019

I’m growing more apathetic each year. I don’t know how many times I’ve copied and pasted this prompt:

Because I don’t think I’ve gained many followers this year, I’ll skip explaining what this is. Just something I do every year. I’m sort of hoping this means I’ll have fewer requests and be able to get all of them done again. As I’m not working night shift or out of town this year, there may be substantially less time and motivation to draw them.

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Christmas Cards 2015/2014

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It’s that time of the year again, fags and dags. I’m appealing to my M tendencies and submitting myself to the mercy of your shitty ideas. It’s almost Christmas, and I deserve a little bit of sensual torture.

But it’s not even past Thanksgiving yet, you say? Well I’m in Canada. Halloween is the last major event before Christmas. We got a remembrance day, which is sort of like a veteran’s day for Canada (we don’t really fight wars, so we don’t have my veterans to celebrate). And drawing ur shit waifu is like fighting a war anyways.

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PSA: Christmas cards 2014 starting

Give me your name, address (formatted correctly), and request; and I’ll draw you a Christmas card.

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PSA : Christmas Cards 2013 has begun

I was going to make a full post with words and shit, but I’m pretty sure you’re all in the process of scrolling down to Kiririn’s drawings right now. So details behind the cut.

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Of course making a huge stretched image was smart

I went to collage, after all.
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And here it is. Maybe I’ll make a zip file without them all compressed and artifacted. Or an imgur gallery. Something like that.

Why mathematicians are skinny

They didn’t finish Pie like them fat statisticians

I was bored at work, but still had to do something that actually looked like work:
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So I made some charts about the Christmas cards and about drawing weird things (like guys).
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Hockey’s back!

The rest of the world has no pucks to give.

For Christmas cards, one of the most common request are peoples’ various OC’s. I never really understood the appeal of having one, I only want to create one so that I have something to bring to the table during a sketch trade. My OC will probably be a moetron-esque Frankenstein of vanilla flavors. Or I could pander towards less represented fetishes. But I’m not that much of a team player. This is a topic for a different excerpt of bullshits.

When it comes to requests, drawing OC’s are a different sort of production. On the surface, I’m still drawing turds of various sizes and descriptions. And in the great world of televised and published turds, there have been a lot to draw. Big ones, small ones, some creviced and curvaceous, and others a smooth soft-serve of inner rectum. The defining features are obvious with those well seen products; place the corn in the right spot, a constriction at 1/3rd length, or a hard chamfered end. It’s different with OC’s. You aren’t drawing a turd held in the client’s adoration, you’re drawing /their/ turd. From raw material consumption, to the private moment of birth, it’s a very intimate process that creates an original character. The creator knows what they wanted, whether or not they were capable of controlling the unconscious processing of source materials, or had the sphynctor dexterity to mold it into shape. That’s what they’re asking me to recreate, not the actual reference image given.

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At least that’s what I think. I’m pretty sure many creations are flushed into the tubes after a quick glance to check for blood and tapeworms. Nonetheless, a lot of effort is spent reading into the composition of the amalgam. Did they purposely swallow a handful of watermelon seeds, or was it just really hot that day? Could the slow tapering be on purpose, or was the rate of ejection just too quick? What is this other foreign object? I can’t possibly create that with the tools at my disposal.

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Or the fabled super shits. 3 footers littered with a perfect balance of solid and slurry; or cute rabbit shits from obviously untainted virgin anus of considerable strength. I am simply not capable.

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But damn it, I’ll try. I’ll eat a low fiber diet of protein and muffins. I’ll drink a bottle of hot sauce with raw chicken. Because a man’s throne must accept all challengers.

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Odd requests make me frustrated

But I don’t get mad, I just get Even.

I’m pretty open with what I draw on Christmas Cards. I have yet to turn down a request, and will hopefully not have to. I have yet to be asked to draw a furry (although I have approached dangerously close to the line between man and beast), nothing beyond R rating (although drawing XXX wouldn’t actually trouble me much), or completely uncomfortable genres. I do, however, receive a few strange ones every year. Stuff that I just don’t know what to do with:

“I would request a picture of a white chinchilla with gray spots and missing his left fore leg. My chinchilla of that description, named Kon, died this year and I miss him so it would be a nice card to get.”
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Have my sympathy, but I wouldn’t even know what a chinchilla is if not for a random episode of Jackie Chan Adventures that I watched years ago. Drawing animals has also never been a strong point of mine, unless you’re asking for some midget horse shows made for kids but watched by middle aged men.

“draw a man/woman in a suit with black in stuff coming out of their eyes running away from a aplank of wood sticking out of he ground with a nail in it”
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I was completely helpless. What? I think there was a mood or theme that I completely misunderstood on this one. Maybe it was supposed to look creepy? More comedic? I actually skipped this one and went back to it after I gave up trying to think of an interesting way to approach it.

“Person with antlers and a dino-person glaring at each other unforgivingly – slight holiday theme”
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This was towards the end, so I didn’t think much of it and scribbled something out quickly. I could have probably done something a lot more fun with the request.

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I haven’t posted because I couldn’t make a pun

Instead, I made two.
I felt like it would have been two many.

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I sometimes wonder about drawing holiday themed cards. I know it’s a Christmas card, so it fits the mood, but how well does it last through the rest of the year? Would it be more suitable, at least in terms of longevity, to draw something less specific to just one season of the year?

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But oh well. My sketches are messy and rushed. The cards are free and of very little monetary value. And in a year’s time I’ll do another set. I think the disposability of my efforts is humbling and somewhat comfortable. In the end, it’s just a silly little thing that I do every year.

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So even if the card gets lost in the mail, or gets wet in transit, or is found by your conservative parents and thrown out, or ends up in the hands of larger pervert with a greater sperm count; I’ll just be happy I did it. And if you should feel some concern over it, thanks.

some drawers are more lewd than others

especially the ones that hold the underwear

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Shinobu was also a popular request this year, with varying amounts of lewd.

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