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Hitler probably had a hard time writing speeches

He was literally a grammar nazi

A day in the life of me after work:

1. Decide it’s a good day to not be fat
I was about ready to give up in the middle of a set when some K-On random’d on my playlist. All I could think was Mugi whispering in my ear, “we’re gonna make it, brah.” And I finished my set screaming “LIGHT WEIGHT, BABY”.

Next week I go full tea time and move some serious iron.

2. Watch Twitch Plays Pokemon
I haven’t kept up, but Dux is gone. I had assumed he was finally tired of our shit, but we set him free.
We still have bird jesus, so all is not lost.
Twitch Red is surprisingly close to the same level of retardation as Ash Ketchum.